Q: What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a hour?
A: The letter m.
A: The letter m.
Q: What type of sandals do frogs wear?
A: Open-toad!
A: Open-toad!
Q: Why did the fish blush?
A: Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
A: Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
Q: Why are hairdressers never late for work?
A: Because they know all the short cuts.
A: Because they know all the short cuts.
Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A: It's pasture bedtime.
A: It's pasture bedtime.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
A: They know how many went down on the Titanic.
A: They know how many went down on the Titanic.
Q: How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?
A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Q: Why does a blonde wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means Stop.
A: Because red means Stop.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde with a PhD in Psychology?
A: She'll blow your mind, too.
A: She'll blow your mind, too.