A: What is the difference between a mail box and an elephant?
B: I don't know.
A: I'm not going to give you any letters to post then.
B: I don't know.
A: I'm not going to give you any letters to post then.
Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: You call it a walk.
A: You call it a walk.
Q: What sounds like ZUB ZUB?
A: A bee flying backwards.
A: A bee flying backwards.
Q: What did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
A: You are the light of my life.
A: You are the light of my life.
Q: Why did the golfer take and extra pair of pants for his Saturday round of golf?
A: In case he got a hole in one.
A: In case he got a hole in one.
Q: What a bee says when it gets in the hive?
A: Hi Honey! I'm home.
A: Hi Honey! I'm home.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Q: Why did the boy balloon chase the girl balloon?
A: Because he wanted to see her bust.
A: Because he wanted to see her bust.
Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
A: They go to the mooovies.
A: They go to the mooovies.
Q: What animal is it that has four legs a tail and flies?
A: A dead horse.
A: A dead horse.