Q: What did the doctor say when the invisible man called to make an appointment?
A: Tell him I can't see him today.
A: Tell him I can't see him today.
Q: What is a Honeymoon Salad?
A: Lettuce alone without any dressing.
A: Lettuce alone without any dressing.
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.
A: A garbage truck.
Q: What did the doughnut say to the loaf of bread?
A: If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole.
A: If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole.
Q: Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus?
A: Wherever he wants to.
A: Wherever he wants to.
Q: What's got a wave but no sea?
A: My hair.
A: My hair.
Q: What has three feet but no legs or arms?
A: A yard.
A: A yard.
Q: What's got a head and a tail, but no body?
A: A coin.
A: A coin.
Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
A: Because it's two-tired (too tired).
A: Because it's two-tired (too tired).
Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate fighter?
A: Pork chops.
A: Pork chops.