Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
A: Great food, no atmosphere.
A: Great food, no atmosphere.
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?
A: Lots of memory.
A: Lots of memory.
Q: What do they call cans in Mexico?
A: Mexi-cans.
A: Mexi-cans.
Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
A: Bison.
Q: How do most frogs die?
A: They kermit suicide.
A: They kermit suicide.
Q: What does a baby computer call his father?
A: Data.
A: Data.
A: They kept dropping their trunks.
Q: What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?
A: A dressmaker sews what she gathers & a farmer gathers what he sows.
A: A dressmaker sews what she gathers & a farmer gathers what he sows.
Q: What's the most musical part of a chicken?
A: The drumstick.
A: The drumstick.
Q: What do you give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
A: Lemon aid.