Q: Why don't sharks eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.
A: Because they taste funny.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A: To get to the other slide.
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the chewing-gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chickens foot.
A: Because it was stuck to the chickens foot.
Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because he was following the chicken.
A. Because he was following the chicken.
Q: What did the undertaker die of?
A: Coughin' (coffin).
A: Coughin' (coffin).
Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short.
A: Short.
Q: What's the difference between electricity and lightening?
A: You don't have to pay for lightening.
A: You don't have to pay for lightening.
Q: What do you call a person who don't have a car?
A: Carlos.
It's pronounced "carless" (meaning without a car).
A: Carlos.
It's pronounced "carless" (meaning without a car).
Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.