Q: Why did the belt get arrested?
A: He held up a pair of pants.
A: He held up a pair of pants.
Q: What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
A: Lonely.
A: Lonely.
Q: What did the paper say to the pencil?
A: Write on.
A: Write on.
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I'll meet you at the corner.
A: I'll meet you at the corner.
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
A: Because it was framed.
Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
A: You look a bit flushed.
A: You look a bit flushed.
Q: Why do dragons sleep during day?
A: Because they can fight knights.
A: Because they can fight knights.
Q: Where should a 500 pound alien go?
A: On a diet.
A: On a diet.
Q: What goes up and down but does not move?
A: Stairs.
A: Stairs.
Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
A: A blueberry.
A: A blueberry.