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Funny QnA Jokes Part 1 Funny Q&A Jokes - Part 1: CoverImage

Q: Which bus could cross the ocean?
A: Columbus.




Q: Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?
A: Because of all the sandwiches (sand which is) there.




Q: What has teeth but can't bite?
A: A Comb.




Q: Why did the pony have a sore throat?
A: Because it was a little horse (hoarse).




Q: What is the word that everybody always says wrong?
A: Wrong.




Q: What is the longest word?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between the first and last s.




Q: What do cows like to read?
A: The mooooospaper.




Q: Where does Dracula stay when he goes to New York City?
A: The Vampire State building.




Q: What does a man say when he walks into a bar?
A: Ouch.




Q: What makes oom and gives milk?
A: A cow walking backwards.




Funny Q&A Jokes : Vol 1 : Part 1

Funny QnA Jokes Part 2 Funny Q&A Jokes - Part 2: CoverImage

Q: What did the doctor say when the invisible man called to make an appointment?
A: Tell him I can't see him today.




Q: What is a Honeymoon Salad?
A: Lettuce alone without any dressing.




Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.




Q: What did the doughnut say to the loaf of bread?
A: If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole.




Q: Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus?
A: Wherever he wants to.




Q: What's got a wave but no sea?
A: My hair.




Q: What has three feet but no legs or arms?
A: A yard.




Q: What's got a head and a tail, but no body?
A: A coin.




Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
A: Because it's two-tired (too tired).




Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate fighter?
A: Pork chops.




Funny Q&A Jokes : Vol 1 : Part 2

Funny QnA Jokes Part 3 Funny Q&A Jokes - Part 3: CoverImage

Q: Do you know where people send a horse when it is sick?
A: To a horsepital.




Q: Name one seven letter word that has st in the middle, in the beginning, ant at the end.
A: Instant.




Q: How do porcupines kiss each other?
A: Very carefully.




Q. What two days of the week start with the letter "T"?
A. Tuesday and Thursday. NO, today and tomorrow.




Q: What's a minimum?
A: A very small mother (mini-mom).




Q: Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?
A: Because the teacher was Hayden.
(Hayden --> Hidin' --> Hiding).




Q: What do you call a fish that only cares about himself?
A: Selfish.




Q: What has thirteen hearts but no body and no soul?
A: A pack of playing cards.




Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh.
(Hint: No "eye" = No "i").




Q: What do you call a person who speaks one language?
A: An American.




Funny Q&A Jokes : Vol 1 : Part 3

Funny QnA Jokes Part 4 Funny Q&A Jokes - Part 4: CoverImage

Q: What would the pig say when its tailed was held tight by the farmer who had a sharp knife in his other hand?
A: That's the end of me.




Q: Why do people call their own language their mother tongue?
A: Because their fathers seldom get a chance to use it.




Q: Why can't a nose be twelve inches?
A: Because then it would be a foot.




Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Rubber-band, because it streches.




Q: What part of your body disappears when you stand up?
A: Your lap.




Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?
A: A sandwich.




Q: Why did the trafic signal turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.




Q: What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day?
A: One's roaring with pain the other's pouring with rain.




Q: Why are football stadiums so cool?
A: Because there is a fan in every seat.




Q: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR?
A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN.




Funny Q&A Jokes : Vol 1 : Part 4

Funny QnA Jokes Part 5 Funny Q&A Jokes - Part 5: CoverImage

Q: Why don't sharks eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.




Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.




Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A: To get to the other slide.




Q: Why did the chewing-gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chickens foot.




Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. Because he was following the chicken.




Q: What did the undertaker die of?
A: Coughin' (coffin).




Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short.




Q: What's the difference between electricity and lightening?
A: You don't have to pay for lightening.




Q: What do you call a person who don't have a car?
A: Carlos.
It's pronounced "carless" (meaning without a car).




Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.




Funny Q&A Jokes : Vol 1 : Part 5

Funny QnA Jokes Part 6 Funny Q&A Jokes - Part 6: CoverImage

Q: How far can a dog run into the forest?
A: Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest.




Q: What do you call a bear without an ear?
A: B.




Q: What are the strongest days of the week?
A: None. All are weak (week) days.




Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school? A: Because he/she was going to high school.




Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He didn't have anybody to take.




Q: A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this possible?
A: His horse's name is Tuesday.




Q: What gets wetter as it dries?
A: A towel.




Q: Which room has no doors, no windows?
A: A mushroom.




Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?
A: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering.




Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall?
A: Because it's too far to walk.




Funny Q&A Jokes : Vol 1 : Part 6

Funny QnA Jokes Part 7 Funny Q&A Jokes - Part 7: CoverImage

Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk there.




Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.




Q: Why are man with pierced ears better suited for marriage?
Q: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry.




Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?
A: A horse and its rider.




Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything?
A: The horse's shadow.




Q: What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?
A: The C.




Q: Why is the letter "A" like noon?
A: Because it's in the middle of the day.




Q: Why is the A like a flower?
A: Because the B is after it.




Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.




Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons?
A: "Y" (Why?).




Funny Q&A Jokes : Vol 1 : Part 7

Funny QnA Jokes Part 8 Funny Q&A Jokes - Part 8: CoverImage

Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt.
(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)




Q: Why is number six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine).




Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?
A: A newspaper.




Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?
A: Baby tigers.




Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: An egg.




Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.




Q: What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends?
A: Ohio.




Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.




Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: On the bottom.




Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and supper.




Funny Q&A Jokes : Vol 1 : Part 8

Funny QnA Jokes Part 9 Funny Q&A Jokes - Part 9: CoverImage

Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.




Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.




Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: Still no idea.




Q: What is orange and sounds like parrot?
A: A carrot.




Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A keyboard.




Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
A: Nothing, it just waved.




Q: What do elephants have that no other animal has?
A: Baby elephants.




Q: Where do you find giant snails?
A: On the ends of their fingers.
(Giants' nails.)




Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A piiig.




Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.




Funny Q&A Jokes : Vol 1 : Part 9

Funny QnA Jokes Part 10 Funny Q&A Jokes - Part 10: CoverImage

Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.




Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A: A clock.




Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.




Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
A: A stamp.




Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A: An envelope.




Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems.




Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.




Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
A: One! After that its not empty.




Q: What kind of button won’t unbutton?
A: A bellybutton.




Q: Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the utter.




Funny Q&A Jokes : Vol 1 : Part 10

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