Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because he felt crummy.
A: Because he felt crummy.
Q: What goes up and down but doesn't move?
A: The temperature.
A: The temperature.
Q: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Because they dropped out of school.
A: Because they dropped out of school.
Q: Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin?
A: They both depend on the batter.
A: They both depend on the batter.
Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A: So he could tie the score.
A: So he could tie the score.
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
A: Because it was framed.
Q: What happens to cows during an earthquake?
A: They give milkshakes.
A: They give milkshakes.
Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
A: It saw the salad dressing.
Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watchdog.
A: A watchdog.
Q: If storks bring white babies and crows bring black babies, what bring no babies?
A: Swallows.
A: Swallows.