Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.
Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.
A: He wanted to save time.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: Still no idea.
A: Still no idea.
Q: What is orange and sounds like parrot?
A: A carrot.
A: A carrot.
Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A keyboard.
A: A keyboard.
Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: What do elephants have that no other animal has?
A: Baby elephants.
A: Baby elephants.
Q: Where do you find giant snails?
A: On the ends of their fingers.
(Giants' nails.)
A: On the ends of their fingers.
(Giants' nails.)
Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A piiig.
A: A piiig.
Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.
A: A blackboard.