Q: Do you know where people send a horse when it is sick?
A: To a horsepital.
A: To a horsepital.
Q: Name one seven letter word that has st in the middle, in the beginning, ant at the end.
A: Instant.
A: Instant.
Q: How do porcupines kiss each other?
A: Very carefully.
A: Very carefully.
Q. What two days of the week start with the letter "T"?
A. Tuesday and Thursday. NO, today and tomorrow.
A. Tuesday and Thursday. NO, today and tomorrow.
Q: What's a minimum?
A: A very small mother (mini-mom).
A: A very small mother (mini-mom).
Q: Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?
A: Because the teacher was Hayden.
(Hayden --> Hidin' --> Hiding).
A: Because the teacher was Hayden.
(Hayden --> Hidin' --> Hiding).
Q: What do you call a fish that only cares about himself?
A: Selfish.
A: Selfish.
Q: What has thirteen hearts but no body and no soul?
A: A pack of playing cards.
A: A pack of playing cards.
Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh.
(Hint: No "eye" = No "i").
A: Fsh.
(Hint: No "eye" = No "i").
Q: What do you call a person who speaks one language?
A: An American.
A: An American.