Q: What would the pig say when its tailed was held tight by the farmer who had a sharp knife in his other hand?
A: That's the end of me.
A: That's the end of me.
Q: Why do people call their own language their mother tongue?
A: Because their fathers seldom get a chance to use it.
A: Because their fathers seldom get a chance to use it.
Q: Why can't a nose be twelve inches?
A: Because then it would be a foot.
A: Because then it would be a foot.
Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Rubber-band, because it streches.
A: Rubber-band, because it streches.
Q: What part of your body disappears when you stand up?
A: Your lap.
A: Your lap.
Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?
A: A sandwich.
A: A sandwich.
Q: Why did the trafic signal turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
Q: What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day?
A: One's roaring with pain the other's pouring with rain.
A: One's roaring with pain the other's pouring with rain.
Q: Why are football stadiums so cool?
A: Because there is a fan in every seat.
A: Because there is a fan in every seat.
Q: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR?
A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN.
A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN.