Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.
A: Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers.
A: Because they have big fingers.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
A: The lawyer charges more.
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
A: A whine cellar.
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
A: One.
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?
A: A ravin lunatic.
A: A ravin lunatic.
Q: What does a lion call a antelope?
A: Fast food.
A: Fast food.
Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
A: Cut it's nose off.
A: Cut it's nose off.
Q: What is the fastest fish in the sea?
A: Go-carp.
A: Go-carp.
Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police?
A: Her headlights weren't working, so she was flashing people.
A: Her headlights weren't working, so she was flashing people.