Q: Why did the teacher go to the beach?
A: To test the water.
A: To test the water.
Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Student: Not really.
Student: Not really.
Q: How is an English teacher like a judge?
A: They both give out sentences.
A: They both give out sentences.
Teacher: Didn't I tell you to stand at the end of the line?
Student: I tried but there was someone already there.
Student: I tried but there was someone already there.
Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
A: She couldn't control her pupils.
A: She couldn't control her pupils.
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because his class was so bright.
A: Because his class was so bright.
Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
A: To get to the second hand shop.
Q: How did the beaver get online?
A: They logged on.
A: They logged on.
Q: What do you call a retired vegetable?
A: A has-bean.
A: A has-bean.
Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe, you idiot, breathe!
A: Breathe, you idiot, breathe!