Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.
Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A: A clock.
A: A clock.
Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.
A: A bottle.
Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
A: A stamp.
A: A stamp.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A: An envelope.
A: An envelope.
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems.
A: Because it had too many problems.
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
A: One! After that its not empty.
A: One! After that its not empty.
Q: What kind of button won’t unbutton?
A: A bellybutton.
A: A bellybutton.
Q: Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the utter.
A: Because the cow has the utter.