Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt.
(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)
A: Nice belt.
(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)
Q: Why is number six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine).
A: Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine).
Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?
A: A newspaper.
A: A newspaper.
Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?
A: Baby tigers.
A: Baby tigers.
Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: An egg.
A: An egg.
Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.
A: C-A-T.
Q: What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends?
A: Ohio.
A: Ohio.
Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: On the bottom.
A: On the bottom.
Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
A: Lunch and supper.
A: Lunch and supper.