Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk there.
A: Because it's too far to walk there.
Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.
A: A teapot.
Q: Why are man with pierced ears better suited for marriage?
Q: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry.
Q: Because they have suffered and bought jewelry.
Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?
A: A horse and its rider.
A: A horse and its rider.
Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything?
A: The horse's shadow.
A: The horse's shadow.
Q: What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?
A: The C.
A: The C.
Q: Why is the letter "A" like noon?
A: Because it's in the middle of the day.
A: Because it's in the middle of the day.
Q: Why is the A like a flower?
A: Because the B is after it.
A: Because the B is after it.
Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.
A: U.
Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons?
A: "Y" (Why?).
A: "Y" (Why?).