Q: How far can a dog run into the forest?
A: Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest.
A: Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest.
Q: What do you call a bear without an ear?
A: B.
A: B.
Q: What are the strongest days of the week?
A: None. All are weak (week) days.
A: None. All are weak (week) days.
Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: Because he/she was going to high school.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He didn't have anybody to take.
A: He didn't have anybody to take.
Q: A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this possible?
A: His horse's name is Tuesday.
A: His horse's name is Tuesday.
Q: What gets wetter as it dries?
A: A towel.
A: A towel.
Q: Which room has no doors, no windows?
A: A mushroom.
A: A mushroom.
Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?
A: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering.
A: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering.
Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall?
A: Because it's too far to walk.
A: Because it's too far to walk.