(Beginning of new argument.)
In any argument, a wife has the last word.
Anything the husband says after that last word is the beginning of a new argument.
Anything the husband says after that last word is the beginning of a new argument.
(Took the donkey for a walk.)
(Husband leaves the house with the dog.)
Wife asks: Are you taking the donkey for a walk?
Husband: You mean the dog, right?
Wife: Sssh! I am talking to the dog.
Wife asks: Are you taking the donkey for a walk?
Husband: You mean the dog, right?
Wife: Sssh! I am talking to the dog.
(What a Coincidence.)
Little Johnny: Mummy, when was I born?
Mummy: 20th of April.
Little Johnny: Wow, what a coincidence. It is the exact date when I have my birthday.
Mummy: 20th of April.
Little Johnny: Wow, what a coincidence. It is the exact date when I have my birthday.
(Beautiful night and horror night.)
(Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night.)
Beautiful night is: When you hug your teddy bear and sleep.
Horror night is: When your teddy bear hugs you BACK.
Beautiful night is: When you hug your teddy bear and sleep.
Horror night is: When your teddy bear hugs you BACK.
(Because the table was too heavy.)
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?
Wife: Because the table was too heavy.
Wife: Because the table was too heavy.
(More experience to handle a girl.)
The legal age for voting is 18 years and the legal age for marriage is 21 years.
Which means you need more experience to handle a girl than a country.
Which means you need more experience to handle a girl than a country.
(How much you love me?)
Husband: How much do you love me dear?
Wife: If you and I were on a sinking ship, and there was but one life vest. I cannot express how much I would miss you.
Wife: If you and I were on a sinking ship, and there was but one life vest. I cannot express how much I would miss you.
(Stop telling lies.)
They say milk gives strength.
I drank 4 cups and couldn't move a wall.
But when I took 4 bottles of beers, I saw the wall moving itself.
These scientists should better stop their lies.
I drank 4 cups and couldn't move a wall.
But when I took 4 bottles of beers, I saw the wall moving itself.
These scientists should better stop their lies.
(Become father of computer.)
Interviewer: Who are you?
Man: I'm Father of Computer.
Interviewer: What? Charles Babbage is the father of computer. Are you Charles Babbage?
Man: Not actually. My son's name is Computer. So, I became a father of computer.
Man: I'm Father of Computer.
Interviewer: What? Charles Babbage is the father of computer. Are you Charles Babbage?
Man: Not actually. My son's name is Computer. So, I became a father of computer.
(Present for Anniversary.)
Husband: Soon we will be married for 10 years. I will get you a nice new car for our anniversary.
Wife: Oh darling. Nothing would please me more!
And so the husband got her nothing for the anniversary.
Wife: Oh darling. Nothing would please me more!
And so the husband got her nothing for the anniversary.