(Hold your wife hand.)
Life hack: Hold your wife's hand in the shopping mall.
If you don't, she might start shopping.
For her it is romantic, but for you it is economical.
If you don't, she might start shopping.
For her it is romantic, but for you it is economical.
(Always right.)
I married Miss Right.
What I didn't know then was that her first name was "Always".
What I didn't know then was that her first name was "Always".
(Stop playing.)
Grandson: Thank you, grandpa. The violin you gave me for my last birthday already brought me a lot of money.
Grandpa: Really? You play so well?
Grandson: Not at all. But mom and dad give me money to stop playing.
Grandpa: Really? You play so well?
Grandson: Not at all. But mom and dad give me money to stop playing.
(Bought nothing.)
My girlfriend's birthday is in two days.
And she told Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring.
So I bought her nothing!
And she told Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring.
So I bought her nothing!
(Formula of water.)
Chemistry Teacher: Raaj, tell me what is the molecular formula of water?
Raaj: h i j k l m n o.
Teacher: What?
. Raaj: Sur, you've told it's H to O.
Raaj: h i j k l m n o.
Teacher: What?
. Raaj: Sur, you've told it's H to O.
(8 hours of sleep.)
(Shyam was sleeping and snoring in the class.)
Teacher: Ram! Ram! You again slept in the class?
Son: (Wakes up) It was as per your advice ma'am.
Teacher: Did I tell you to sleep in class?
Student: You said students need 8 hrs of sleep. I slept only 4hrs last night. So I decided to sleep the rest in the class?
Teacher: Ram! Ram! You again slept in the class?
Son: (Wakes up) It was as per your advice ma'am.
Teacher: Did I tell you to sleep in class?
Student: You said students need 8 hrs of sleep. I slept only 4hrs last night. So I decided to sleep the rest in the class?
(Decide his future.)
A fortune teller asks a woman: So, you came to know your husband's future?
Wife: No way, tell me about his past, then I'll decide about his future!
Wife: No way, tell me about his past, then I'll decide about his future!
(Worst cooking of wife.)
I'm not saying my wife's cooking is bad..
But a few Middle Eastern weapons manufacturers offered a very nice price for her recipes.
But a few Middle Eastern weapons manufacturers offered a very nice price for her recipes.
(Good morning father-in-law.)
One day a wife and a husband went for a walk. A dog was standing beside the road.
The wife said to husband: Look your relative is standing by the road.
The husband said to the dog: Good morning father-in-law.
The wife said to husband: Look your relative is standing by the road.
The husband said to the dog: Good morning father-in-law.
(She left 2 days ago.)
I was looking for that thing that peels potatoes, apples and carrots.
I've asked my kids if they had any idea.
Apparently my wife left 2 days ago.
I've asked my kids if they had any idea.
Apparently my wife left 2 days ago.