(Already went.)
Father: I have seen you love your mum more than me. Do you love me or your mum more?
Son: I love both of you equally much.
Father: What if I go America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go?
Son: Paris of course, it is much beautiful there.
Father: Then what if I go Paris and your mum goes America, where will you go?
Son: America!
Father: So you're bent on following your mum?
Son: No, it's because I already went to Paris!
Son: I love both of you equally much.
Father: What if I go America and your mum goes to Paris, where will you go?
Son: Paris of course, it is much beautiful there.
Father: Then what if I go Paris and your mum goes America, where will you go?
Son: America!
Father: So you're bent on following your mum?
Son: No, it's because I already went to Paris!
(Fastest communication.)
Only two types of communications are fastest in the world:
1. E-mail to e-mail.
2. Fe-male to fe-male.
1. E-mail to e-mail.
2. Fe-male to fe-male.
(Height of good luck.)
Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.
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Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very good... Sit down.
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Student: Who? Me?
Teacher: Very good... Sit down.
(Life after death.)
Boss: Do you believe in life after Death?
Employee: Certainly not! There's no proof of it.
Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you.
Employee: Certainly not! There's no proof of it.
Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you.
(Mini heart attack.)
A Man's feeling:
It feels like a mini heart attack when I don't find my Mobile in my pocket.
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And it's almost like Heart Fail when I see it in my girlfriend's hand.
It feels like a mini heart attack when I don't find my Mobile in my pocket.
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And it's almost like Heart Fail when I see it in my girlfriend's hand.
(Always speak truth.)
Two Best advices for safe life:
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1. Always speak the truth, no matter how bitter harsh it is..
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2. Run immediately after saying it.
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1. Always speak the truth, no matter how bitter harsh it is..
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2. Run immediately after saying it.
(Don't disturb.)
When my parents are asleep:
Me: Shh! they are sleeping.
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When I'm asleep:
Parents: Lets vacuum the house for 3 hours.
Me: Shh! they are sleeping.
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When I'm asleep:
Parents: Lets vacuum the house for 3 hours.
(Fast food.)
Two Tigers were resting under a tree.
Suddenly a rabbit passed very fast.
Tiger could not guess it & asked: What was that?
2nd Tiger smiled and said: Fast Food.
Suddenly a rabbit passed very fast.
Tiger could not guess it & asked: What was that?
2nd Tiger smiled and said: Fast Food.
(Why so much make-up?)
Boy: Where are you going?
Girl: For suicide..
Boy: Then, why soo much make-up?
Girl: You Idiot.. Tomorrow my photo will come in newspaper.
Girl: For suicide..
Boy: Then, why soo much make-up?
Girl: You Idiot.. Tomorrow my photo will come in newspaper.
(For the same reason.)
Two men are discussing about their lives.
One says: I'm getting married. I'm sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear.
The other one says: Hey, I'm getting divorced for the same reasons.
One says: I'm getting married. I'm sick of a messy apartment, dirty dishes, and no clothes to wear.
The other one says: Hey, I'm getting divorced for the same reasons.
