(Two fortune tellers.)
Two fortune tellers meet.
First one says: We're going to have a hot summer again.
The second one sighs happily: Yes, it reminds me of the summer in 2092.
First one says: We're going to have a hot summer again.
The second one sighs happily: Yes, it reminds me of the summer in 2092.
(Is it strange?)
Me: Do you think it's strange to talk to yourself?
Me: No.
Me: No.
(Embrace the mistakes.)
I told my dad that he should embrace his mistakes.
He had tears in his eyes.
Then he hugged my sister and me.
He had tears in his eyes.
Then he hugged my sister and me.
(Fact vs. Truth.)
Light travels faster than sound.
That is why some people appear quite bright until you hear them talk.
That is why some people appear quite bright until you hear them talk.
(Fat and thin guy.)
(A fat guy and a thin guy meet.)
Fat guy: When I see you, I'd think a famine broke out.
Fat guy: When I see you, I'd think a famine broke out.
Thin guy: And when I see you, I'd think you're the one responsible for that.
(Don't talk to me now.)
Dance Teacher: Wow, you've got some serious dance moves girl!
Girl: Please don't talk to me right now. I need to pee!
Girl: Please don't talk to me right now. I need to pee!
(Forced to eat sheep.)
A guy wakes up in the morning and tells his wife: Wow darling, you won't believe what happened. I dreamt I was forced to eat a live sheep and now I can't see my pillow anywhere!
The wife answers: The pillow is fine, it's lying right there on the floor, but I have been calling our dog in vain for the past 5 minutes!
The wife answers: The pillow is fine, it's lying right there on the floor, but I have been calling our dog in vain for the past 5 minutes!
(Mother tongue.)
Teacher: Went our language is called Mother Tongue?
Student: Because Father never gets a chance to speak.
Student: Because Father never gets a chance to speak.
(Money grows in trees.)
Mom always said: Money doesn't grow on trees.
Me: Mom, money is made from paper & paper comes from trees.
Therefore your argument is invalid.
Me: Mom, money is made from paper & paper comes from trees.
Therefore your argument is invalid.
(Help me to find her.)
Boy: I'm searching for the most beautiful girl.
Girl: Look I came for you.
Boy: That's nice! Now help me to find her.
Girl: Look I came for you.
Boy: That's nice! Now help me to find her.
