Q: Who can shave 10 times a day and still have a beard?
A: A barber.
A: A barber.
Q: What kind of driver never get a parking ticket?
A: A screw driver.
A: A screw driver.
Q: Did you hear about the calendar thief?
A: He got 12 months.
A: He got 12 months.
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An umbrella.
A: An umbrella.
Q: What do you call a funny mountain?
A: hill-arious.
A: hill-arious.
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A Gummy Bear.
A: A Gummy Bear.
Q: What washes up on very small beaches?
A: Microwaves.
A: Microwaves.
Q: What does the Lone Ranger say when he takes out the garbage?
A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.
A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.
Q: What streets do ghosts haunt?
A: Dead ends.
A: Dead ends.
Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes.
A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes.