Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
A: The scientists were brainstorming.
A: The scientists were brainstorming.
Q: What do you cal purple when it is being mean?
A: Violent.
A: Violent.
Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
A: Hi Cliff.
A: Hi Cliff.
Q: Did you hear the one about the geologist?
A: He took his wife for granite so she left him.
A: He took his wife for granite so she left him.
Q: What do you call a frozen dog?
A: A pupsicle.
A: A pupsicle.
Q: What do you get when you plant kisses?
A: Tu-lips (two-lips).
A: Tu-lips (two-lips).
Q: What do you call a ghosts mom and dad?
A: Transparents
A: Transparents
Q: What do you call the new girl at the bank?
A: The Nutella.
A: The Nutella.
Q: Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum?
A: He got stuck in Orbit.
A: He got stuck in Orbit.
Q: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
A: So he could have sweet dreams.
A: So he could have sweet dreams.