(I don't want to fail alone.)
Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying.
Student: Sir, let him do. I don't want to fail alone.
Student: Sir, let him do. I don't want to fail alone.
(Don't wear cool glass.)
Patient: Doctor, I have a cold in my eyes for last few days.
Doctor: What? Cold in the eye?
John: Yes Doctor. Like running nose, it's running eye.
Doctor: Oh.. I got the point. Don't wear your cooling glass anymore.
Doctor: What? Cold in the eye?
John: Yes Doctor. Like running nose, it's running eye.
Doctor: Oh.. I got the point. Don't wear your cooling glass anymore.
(I'm outstanding.)
(Teacher punished John and let him stand outside the class.)
John: (Stand outside and laugh.)
Teacher: Why are you laughing John?
John: I'm an outstanding student.
Teacher: How can you say that?
John: Because I always stand outside the class!
John: (Stand outside and laugh.)
Teacher: Why are you laughing John?
John: I'm an outstanding student.
Teacher: How can you say that?
John: Because I always stand outside the class!
(How old is your father.)
Teacher: Jack, How old is your father?
Jack: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is that possible Jack?
Jack: He became a father only after I was born.
Jack: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is that possible Jack?
Jack: He became a father only after I was born.
(Why do we drink water.)
Teacher: Why do we drink water?
Andrew: Because we can't eat water, sir.
Andrew: Because we can't eat water, sir.
(Past tense of Think.)
After English Exam:
Teacher: How was the paper?
Student: It was easy but question 5 confused me.
Teacher: What Was the question?
Student: Past Tense Of Think. I Thought & Thought & Thought and end up with writing Thinked.
Teacher: How was the paper?
Student: It was easy but question 5 confused me.
Teacher: What Was the question?
Student: Past Tense Of Think. I Thought & Thought & Thought and end up with writing Thinked.
(Because of the sign.)
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign madam.
Teacher: What is that sign?
Student: The one which says, "School ahead, Go slow".
Student: Because of the sign madam.
Teacher: What is that sign?
Student: The one which says, "School ahead, Go slow".
(Whoever answers can go home.)
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?
Boy: Me! I'm going home now.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?
Boy: Me! I'm going home now.
(Anyway, stay in Facebook.)
Studying has 2 types:
1.Hard subject which can't be studied, so let's stay on Facebook.
2.Easy subject that doesn't need to be studied, so let's stay on Facebook.
1.Hard subject which can't be studied, so let's stay on Facebook.
2.Easy subject that doesn't need to be studied, so let's stay on Facebook.
(Write ten times.)
Student: Wish you happy Techer's day, sir.
Sir: Who are you?
Student: I am one of your old students.
Sir: Write Teacher ten times.
Sir: Who are you?
Student: I am one of your old students.
Sir: Write Teacher ten times.