(Express feeling of the pain.)
Doctor: Hi Geeta, What's your problem?
Geeta: Actually I don't know how to express my feeling of the pain, doctor.
Doctor: Don't worry, even I don't know how to do surgery for this pain.
Geeta: What?
Geeta: Actually I don't know how to express my feeling of the pain, doctor.
Doctor: Don't worry, even I don't know how to do surgery for this pain.
Geeta: What?
(Ahh he to run 60 KM.)
Jack: Doctor, my wife drunk a liter of petrol. What can I do?
Doctor: Ask her to run 60KM. Then it'll be alright.
Doctor: Ask her to run 60KM. Then it'll be alright.
(Apple a day keeps doctor away.)
(A Doctor and an Engineer love the same girl.)
Doctor: Every day I give a rose to her.
Engineer: But, every day I give an apple to her.
Doctor: Why you give an apple to her?
Engineer: An apple a day keeps a doctor away.
Doctor: Every day I give a rose to her.
Engineer: But, every day I give an apple to her.
Doctor: Why you give an apple to her?
Engineer: An apple a day keeps a doctor away.
(Why donkey?)
(Two terrorists having discussion in a bar, The waiter asks them what the discussion was about.)
Terrorist: We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey.
Waiter: Why a donkey?
Then one terrorist says to the other: See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people.
Terrorist: We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey.
Waiter: Why a donkey?
Then one terrorist says to the other: See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people.
(Just lie like me.)
Boy: Hey, you look so beautiful.
Girl: Aww. Thank you. I don't know what to say.
Boy: Just lie something, like I did.
Girl: Aww. Thank you. I don't know what to say.
Boy: Just lie something, like I did.
(Ugly one is winning.)
Boy: (calls 911) Hello, I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.
(Student's hobbies.)
New Teacher: All students introduce your name and hobbies.
1st boy: My name is Jack and my hobby is watching the moon.
2nd boy: My name is Dave and hobby is watching the moon.
3rd boy: My name is Patrick and my hobby is watching the moon.
(All boys told their different names but the hobby was same.)
New Teacher: Good, all boys have the same hobby, Now its girl's turn.
1st girl: My name is Moon and my hobby is playing piano.
1st boy: My name is Jack and my hobby is watching the moon.
2nd boy: My name is Dave and hobby is watching the moon.
3rd boy: My name is Patrick and my hobby is watching the moon.
(All boys told their different names but the hobby was same.)
New Teacher: Good, all boys have the same hobby, Now its girl's turn.
1st girl: My name is Moon and my hobby is playing piano.
(Only more than 18 viewers.)
John: Bro I've invited 17 people to watch a movie, would you come?
Bro: Ok John, but why so many people?
John: Because the DVD said "Only 18+ viewers".
Bro: Wait, what?
Bro: Ok John, but why so many people?
John: Because the DVD said "Only 18+ viewers".
Bro: Wait, what?
(From different nation.)
John: Do you have a girlfriend Harry?
Harry: Yes John.
John: Nice. Where is she from?
Harry: From a different nation.
John: Oh really? Which nation?
Harry: From my imagination.
Harry: Yes John.
John: Nice. Where is she from?
Harry: From a different nation.
John: Oh really? Which nation?
Harry: From my imagination.
(Good and bad news.)
Me: Bro, I've a good news and bad news.
Bro: Tell me the good one first.
Me: We're on the 87th floor.
Bro: And the bad one?
Me: We're in the wrong building.
Bro: Tell me the good one first.
Me: We're on the 87th floor.
Bro: And the bad one?
Me: We're in the wrong building.