(Animal that can live on both land and water.)
Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature who can live on land as well as water?
Student: Frog.
Teacher: Good. But give me another example, please.
Student: Another Frog.
Student: Frog.
Teacher: Good. But give me another example, please.
Student: Another Frog.
(5 animals that live in water.)
Teacher: Name 5 animals that live in water.
Student: Frog.
Teacher: Very good. Name other 4 animals.
Student: His mother, His father, His sister and His brother.
Student: Frog.
Teacher: Very good. Name other 4 animals.
Student: His mother, His father, His sister and His brother.
(I was sleeping.)
Teacher: How was your night Andrew?
Andrew: I don't know sir because I was sleeping.
Andrew: I don't know sir because I was sleeping.
(Allow to talk during day time.)
Wife: Doctor, my husband talking every night while he sleeping.
Doctor: You must allow him to talk at the day times.
Doctor: You must allow him to talk at the day times.
(After 3 months.)
Boss: I will pay you $5,000 per month then after 3 months I will increase it to $15,000. So when do you want to start?
Andrew: After 3 months sir.
Andrew: After 3 months sir.
(Drinking water is good.)
Teacher: John, Drinking more water is good or bad?
John: Undoubtedly, Good madam.
Teacher: Very good, So John tell me why we drink water?
John: Because we can't eat water, madam. That is why we drink water.
John: Undoubtedly, Good madam.
Teacher: Very good, So John tell me why we drink water?
John: Because we can't eat water, madam. That is why we drink water.
(Today's topic.)
Sir: Today's topic is Photosynthesis.
Student: Okay sir.
Sir: Tell me, what's Photosynthesis?
Student: Today's topic.
Student: Okay sir.
Sir: Tell me, what's Photosynthesis?
Student: Today's topic.
(Silence is the best answer.)
Teacher: Why your paper is blank?
Student: Sir! Sometimes silence is the best answer.
Student: Sir! Sometimes silence is the best answer.
(Too high expectations.)
Medical College Professor to a girl student: Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size?
Girl Student: Sir I can't answer this question, it's too embarrassing.
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(Professor asked the same question to a male student.)
Male Student: It's the Pupil of a human eye.
Professor: Correct.
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Then Professor turned to the female student and said: Listen lady, Not only your thinking is wrong but your expectations are also very high. 5 times is too much.
Girl Student: Sir I can't answer this question, it's too embarrassing.
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(Professor asked the same question to a male student.)
Male Student: It's the Pupil of a human eye.
Professor: Correct.
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Then Professor turned to the female student and said: Listen lady, Not only your thinking is wrong but your expectations are also very high. 5 times is too much.
(Mosquitoes.)
Teacher: People of blood group A can only take blood from donors of A group blood and People of blood group B can only take blood from donors of B group blood. But some can accept blood from any group and who are they?
Student: Madam, it's Mosquitoes.
Student: Madam, it's Mosquitoes.