(Annoying farmer.)
Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?
Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: Brown one.
Farmer: A couple of liters per day.
Interviewer: And the black one?
Farmer: A couple of liters per day.
Interviewer (naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?
Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?
Interviewer: Black.
Farmer: It eats grass.
Interviewer: And the other one?
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer (now annoyed): Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?
Farmer: Because, the black one is mine.
Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?
Farmer: It is also mine.
Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: Brown one.
Farmer: A couple of liters per day.
Interviewer: And the black one?
Farmer: A couple of liters per day.
Interviewer (naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?
Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?
Interviewer: Black.
Farmer: It eats grass.
Interviewer: And the other one?
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer (now annoyed): Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?
Farmer: Because, the black one is mine.
Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?
Farmer: It is also mine.
(Wife is in the ICU.)
Doctor: It seems she is in a coma.
Husband: Please save her doctor. She is just 30.
(Suddenly the ECG started beeping, a hand moved and her lips mumbled.)
And she spoke: I'm not 30, I'm just 29.
Husband: Please save her doctor. She is just 30.
(Suddenly the ECG started beeping, a hand moved and her lips mumbled.)
And she spoke: I'm not 30, I'm just 29.
(Give a ring.)
One day girlfriend asks her boyfriend: Darling, on our engagement day will you give me a RING?
Boyfriend replied: yes sure. give me your telephone number and I'll RING you.
Boyfriend replied: yes sure. give me your telephone number and I'll RING you.
(Stay during bad times.)
A: Do you know why best friends standing throughout their friend's wedding ceremony?
B: Only best friends standing with you when your bad times.
B: Only best friends standing with you when your bad times.
(Pray before sleeping.)
A boy is praying in the classroom and Teacher asked that boy: Why you are praying?
Boy replied: Mom advised me that, "before sleeping you must pray".
Boy replied: Mom advised me that, "before sleeping you must pray".
(Fall in Love on what they hear and see.)
Women fall in love by what they hear and men fall in love by what they see.
That is why most of the women put makeup and most of the men lie.
That is why most of the women put makeup and most of the men lie.
(Won mobile phone in race.)
Girl: Nice Mobile. Where did you buy?
Boy: I won this in a running race.
Girl: How many people had participated?
Boy: Mobile Owner, Police and Me.
Boy: I won this in a running race.
Girl: How many people had participated?
Boy: Mobile Owner, Police and Me.
(Thief broke into house.)
A thief broke into my house last night.
He then started searching for money so I woke up and started following him.
He then started searching for money so I woke up and started following him.
(Difference between Camel and Men.)
A: Do you know the different between us and Camels?
B: Camels can work without drinking for 7 days and we can drink without working for 7 days.
B: Camels can work without drinking for 7 days and we can drink without working for 7 days.
(Husband shocked, wife rocked.)
(Couple had a fight one night going to bed.)
Husband says: Goodnight old mother of six kids.
Wife replied: Goodnight father of none!
Husband says: Goodnight old mother of six kids.
Wife replied: Goodnight father of none!
