(Woman can make a man millionaire.)
Boy 1: Can a woman make a man a millionaire?
Boy 2: Yes! If he is a billionaire!
Boy 2: Yes! If he is a billionaire!
(Mr. Beans trick.)
Einstein: I will give you a question, and you will give a question to me as well. If you can't answer my question, you will give me $1, and if I can't answer your question, I will give you $1000.
Mr. Bean: Okay.
Einstein: (Gives Mr. Bean a hard question.)
Mr. Bean: (Give $1 to Einstien.)
Einstein: Okay, now your turn.
Mr. Bean: What is the animal that has 4 legs, and when he crosses a street he only has 2 legs, and when he goes back, he has 5 legs?
Einstein: (Thinking very hard) I give up. I can't answer that. (Einstein gives Mr. Bean $1000.)
Einstein: But what animal is that, Mr. Bean?
Mr. Bean: (Gives $1 to Einstein.)
Mr. Bean: Okay.
Einstein: (Gives Mr. Bean a hard question.)
Mr. Bean: (Give $1 to Einstien.)
Einstein: Okay, now your turn.
Mr. Bean: What is the animal that has 4 legs, and when he crosses a street he only has 2 legs, and when he goes back, he has 5 legs?
Einstein: (Thinking very hard) I give up. I can't answer that. (Einstein gives Mr. Bean $1000.)
Einstein: But what animal is that, Mr. Bean?
Mr. Bean: (Gives $1 to Einstein.)
(What do you do during daytime?)
Graham Alexander Bell: I used to study under a candle.
William Shakespeare: I used to study under street light.
Mr. Bean: What did you guys do during the daytime?
William Shakespeare: I used to study under street light.
Mr. Bean: What did you guys do during the daytime?
(Are you kidding?)
Interviewer: Introduce yourself.
Boy: My father's name is Laughing.
Boy: My mother's name is Smiling.
Interviewer: Are you kidding?
Boy: No, he's my brother and I'm Joking.
Boy: My father's name is Laughing.
Boy: My mother's name is Smiling.
Interviewer: Are you kidding?
Boy: No, he's my brother and I'm Joking.
(Only if she want to say something.)
Doctor to Mrs. Spew: Is your daughter always stuttering like that?
Mrs. Spew shakes her head: No, only when she wants to say something.
Mrs. Spew shakes her head: No, only when she wants to say something.
(Why woman talk twice more than man?)
A man is reading his newspaper and says to his wife: Michelle, look. Here is an article about how women use about twice as many words per day as men do.
The wife responds: That's because we have to tell you everything twice.
The wife responds: That's because we have to tell you everything twice.
(Got robbed.)
One shop owner asks another: So, have you had any reactions yet to your ad that you're looking for a night guard?
Another shop owner: Yeah, we got robbed tonight.
Another shop owner: Yeah, we got robbed tonight.
(Really exhausting.)
An old lady comes to her doctor and says: Doctor, you know how you told me I should avoid going up and down stairs as much as possible?
Doctor: Yes! We agreed on that after the latest X-rays.
Patient: Well I don't know if it was such a great recommendation. All the climbing up and down the rain gutter is really exhausting.
Doctor: Yes! We agreed on that after the latest X-rays.
Patient: Well I don't know if it was such a great recommendation. All the climbing up and down the rain gutter is really exhausting.
(Bear will take care of you.)
A: What do you have to do when you come across a very hungry bear in the
mountains?
B: No need to do anything. The bear takes care of everything for you.
B: No need to do anything. The bear takes care of everything for you.
(Is your disease gone now?)
Doctor: Have you been sleeping by an open window, like I told you?
Patient: Yes, just like you said, Doctor!
Doctor: And is the bronchitis gone now?
Patient: Not yet, so far the only things gone are my laptop, purse and cellphone.
Patient: Yes, just like you said, Doctor!
Doctor: And is the bronchitis gone now?
Patient: Not yet, so far the only things gone are my laptop, purse and cellphone.