(Worn by mistake.)
Advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper:
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For Sale: Wedding Suit, worn only once by mistake.
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For Sale: Wedding Suit, worn only once by mistake.
(Wait a minute.)
Once a man went to the doctor and said: Doctor! Doctor! I just have 40 seconds to live.
Doctor replied: OK, don't worry. Please wait a minute.
Doctor replied: OK, don't worry. Please wait a minute.
(Tips for boys.)
Tips for Boys:
If you marry one girl, she will fight with you.
If you marry two girls, they will fight for you.
Think Different!
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(Do at your own risk.)
If you marry one girl, she will fight with you.
If you marry two girls, they will fight for you.
Think Different!
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(Do at your own risk.)
(Because of absence.)
Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Johnny: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Johnny: No, but the kid who sits next to me was Absent.
Johnny: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Johnny: No, but the kid who sits next to me was Absent.
(Enjoy different flavors.)
Teacher: Why there are different types of blood groups?
Student: So the mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.
Student: So the mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.
(Exactly.)
1st Man: Which is the best month to get married?
2nd Man: Febtember.
1st Man: Don't be silly, there is no such month.
2nd Man: Exactly.
2nd Man: Febtember.
1st Man: Don't be silly, there is no such month.
2nd Man: Exactly.
(Beautiful Words By A Best Friend.)
Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up.
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But only after I finish laughing..
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But only after I finish laughing..
(Recycle, Save Earth.)
A boy sees a beautiful girl sitting right next to him & writes in a paper
"I Love You, do you love me?" and passes the paper to her.
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She replies: "No"
He didn't give up.
He rubbed her answer and passed it to another girl and she replied: "Yes"
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Moral of the story definitely not what you think.
It's "Recycle Paper, Save Earth".
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She replies: "No"
He didn't give up.
He rubbed her answer and passed it to another girl and she replied: "Yes"
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Moral of the story definitely not what you think.
It's "Recycle Paper, Save Earth".
(Quiz.)
A: Guess what is the minimum area with maximum number of colour paints.
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B: Girl's Face.
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B: Girl's Face.
(Last message.)
The boss received a letter left by the staffs who left the office:
"We need 6 months vacation twice a year".
"We need 6 months vacation twice a year".
