(Not you.)
Crush: I need someone to talk.
Me: Hello..
Crush: Not you!
Me: Hello..
Crush: Not you!
(Ok dad!)
Dad: Dude, where are you?
Me: At the hostel, Studying dad. Where are you?
Dad: At the beer shop, I'm last in your line. Buy 2 beers for me too.
Me: Ok dad.
Me: At the hostel, Studying dad. Where are you?
Dad: At the beer shop, I'm last in your line. Buy 2 beers for me too.
Me: Ok dad.
(Keep school clean.)
Teacher: How can we keep our school clean?
Me: By staying at Home.
Me: By staying at Home.
(Cheated a taxi.)
Bro: I cheated a taxi today.
Me: Ohh! How did you do that?
Bro: I paid him and didn't sit in. I ran away.
Me: Ohh! How did you do that?
Bro: I paid him and didn't sit in. I ran away.
(Who the daddies are.)
She: Honey, My stomach is getting bigger. I think I'm pregnant.
He: Yeah.. and I know who the daddies are.
She: Who?
He: McDonalds, Dominoes, KFC.
He: Yeah.. and I know who the daddies are.
She: Who?
He: McDonalds, Dominoes, KFC.
(I'm reading.)
Dad: What are you doing my son?
Son: I'm reading, dad.
Dad: What are you reading?
Son: Your's future daughter-in-law's message.
Son: I'm reading, dad.
Dad: What are you reading?
Son: Your's future daughter-in-law's message.
(Felt happy to donate.)
Today I gave my wallet, my watch and my phone to a homeless man.
You won't believe how happy I felt when he put his knife back into his pocket.
You won't believe how happy I felt when he put his knife back into his pocket.
(How to cure cancer.)
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a doctor.
But then I realised typing 'Amen' on Facebook can cure cancer.
But then I realised typing 'Amen' on Facebook can cure cancer.
(I'm rich.)
Me: Hello!
She: Sorry bro, I have a boyfriend. Who the hell are you?
Me: I'm Rich.
She: Hello dear, I was just joking. I don't have any boyfriend.
Me: That's nice!
She: Yhh! I'm Jessica. What's your name?
Me: I already told you, My name is Rich.
She: Sorry! I don't talk to boys anymore.
She: Sorry bro, I have a boyfriend. Who the hell are you?
Me: I'm Rich.
She: Hello dear, I was just joking. I don't have any boyfriend.
Me: That's nice!
She: Yhh! I'm Jessica. What's your name?
Me: I already told you, My name is Rich.
She: Sorry! I don't talk to boys anymore.
(Not a joke!)
Laughing is the best medicine.
But if you're laughing for no reason, than you need medicine.
But if you're laughing for no reason, than you need medicine.