(Spent a lot of time in practicing.)
Doctor says to the patient: Your coughing sounds much better.
The patient replies: And no wonder. I spent a lot of time practicing.
The patient replies: And no wonder. I spent a lot of time practicing.
(I'll wear after third week.)
(In a shoe shop.)
Shopkeeper: These shoes might be tight for the next two weeks.
Me: Don't worry. I'll start wearing them on the third week.
Shopkeeper: These shoes might be tight for the next two weeks.
Me: Don't worry. I'll start wearing them on the third week.
(You can hide but cannot run.)
I have one thing to say to the invalid who stole my camouflage army jacket.
You can hide, bro, but you can't run.
You can hide, bro, but you can't run.
(We're already many.)
Three men are riding on just one motorcycle.
They pass a police patrol.
The policeman shouts after them: Police! Stop your vehicle now!
But they just continue driving past.
The last man turns around and yells: Sorry dude! We can't take you on, we're already one too many!
They pass a police patrol.
The policeman shouts after them: Police! Stop your vehicle now!
But they just continue driving past.
The last man turns around and yells: Sorry dude! We can't take you on, we're already one too many!
(Quite different.)
To be stung by a mosquito is not very pleasant.
But the thought that an insect with just 10 brain cells could mess up your entire night is something quite different.
But the thought that an insect with just 10 brain cells could mess up your entire night is something quite different.
(This is McDonald's.)
Girl: A vodka please!
Man: Ma'am, this is a McDonald's.
Girl: Yeah, yeah, alright. McVodka then.
Man: Ma'am, this is a McDonald's.
Girl: Yeah, yeah, alright. McVodka then.
(Travel the world.)
Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
A: A stamp.
A: A stamp.
(Blackboard.)
Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.
A: A blackboard.
(The First 3 Years of Marriage.)
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
(You can have mine.)
A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
