Funny English Jokes : Vol 1 : Part 25

English Jokes Part 25

(Fantastic answer.)

Girl: Why didn't you pick my call?
Boy: I was dancing at my ringtone.

(Height Of Begging.)

A sleeping beggar puts up a notice board in front of him:
"Please do not make noise by dropping coins, Offer notes."

(New Style Of Break-Up.)

A BF threw 6 cricket balls at his GF.
Girl Yelled: What was that for?
Boy Said: Its Over!

(Difference Between Rain In NEPAL And JAPAN.)

In Japan after rain, water disappears in 5 minutes.
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In Nepal after rain, the road disappears in 5 minutes.

(Why did you copy?)

Girl: Which is more important to you? Your life or Me?
Boy: Before I answer that, let me ask you something.
Girl: sure, what?
Boy: Why did you copy my status from Facebook?

(3 unforgettable things in life.)

3 Unforgettable Things In Our Life:
1. Breakfast.
2. Lunch.
3. Dinner.
(No need to be emotional here...)

(Just poked her.)

Boy: My Ex-girlfriend's status on Facebook says: "Standing on the edge of a bridge."
Friend: So, what did you comment?
Boy: Nothing, I just opened her profile and poked her.

(A quite.)

A quiet man is a thinking man.
A quiet woman is usually mad.

(Happy couple definition.)

Definition of a happy couple:
He does what she wants and she does what she wants.

(Go to McDonalds.)

Kid: Dad, can we go to McDonalds?
Dad: Only if you can spell Mcdonalds.
Kid: (thought for a mint) Turned around and said: Can we go to KFC instead?