(Keeps going up and down.)
Teacher: What keeps going up and down but doesn't move?
Student: The temperature!
Student: The temperature!
(Taken before getting.)
Q: What's always taken before you can get it?
A: Your picture.
A: Your picture.
(Elephant's chasing.)
An ant saw an elephant running towards him. He was afraid that the elephant would step on him. What did the ant do?
He quickly hid behind a tree, waited and then tripped the elephant up.
He quickly hid behind a tree, waited and then tripped the elephant up.
(Came with Torchlight.)
It is evening. Little Johnny and his friend are sitting by a camp fire.
They've been plagued by swarms of mosquitoes already for an hour and the assault only worsens when the darkness sets in.
Suddenly, fireflies appear.
Little Johnny swears: These darn mosquitoes! Now they've even brought Torchlight with them to find us!
They've been plagued by swarms of mosquitoes already for an hour and the assault only worsens when the darkness sets in.
Suddenly, fireflies appear.
Little Johnny swears: These darn mosquitoes! Now they've even brought Torchlight with them to find us!
(Why did you eat it?)
Little Ernie asks his auntie: Why do you have such a big tummy, aunt Lisa?
Aunt: Because there's a baby inside.
Ernie: Do you like babies?
Aunt: Very much!
Ernie: Well, than why did you eat him?
Aunt: Because there's a baby inside.
Ernie: Do you like babies?
Aunt: Very much!
Ernie: Well, than why did you eat him?
(3 mans and wish.)
The magical goldfish agreed to grant three men a wish each.
The first man wished for a room full of gold.
The second man wished for a room full of diamonds.
The third man wished for keys of those rooms.
The first man wished for a room full of gold.
The second man wished for a room full of diamonds.
The third man wished for keys of those rooms.
(Counted the tiles.)
I forgot my cell phone when I went to the toilet yesterday.
We have 245 tiles.
We have 245 tiles.
(Like to have a polar bear.)
Mom: Little Jonny, why did you put your teddy in the freezer?
Little Johnny: I would like to have a polar bear.
Little Johnny: I would like to have a polar bear.
(Took short cut.)
A: How come the barber won the race?
B: The cheater took a short cut.
B: The cheater took a short cut.
(Coffee is life.)
Without water, there would be no life on Earth because without water, there could be no coffee.
