Q: Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A: Because he wanted to work over-time.
A: Because he wanted to work over-time.
Q: What would you do if I stole a kiss?
A: Call the Police.
A: Call the Police.
Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A: Odor in the court.
A: Odor in the court.
Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
A: One! After that its not empty.
A: One! After that its not empty.
Q: What do you call an unpredictable, out of control photographer?
A: A loose Canon.
A: A loose Canon.
Q: What do you call a musician with problems?
A: a trebled man.
A: a trebled man.
Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says chew chew chew.
A: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says chew chew chew.
Q: Did you hear about the hairdresser?
A: She dyed.
A: She dyed.
Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A: Spring time.
A: Spring time.
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A: A Yamahahaha.
A: A Yamahahaha.