(Your's essay is same.)
Teacher: Clyde, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, sir. It's the same dog.
Clyde: No, sir. It's the same dog.
(Pray before cooking.)
Teacher: Simon, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook.
Simon: No sir, I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook.
(Has axe on his hand.)
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
(Important thing.)
Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!
Winnie: Me!
(Spell crocodile.)
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell crocodile?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(Doing multiplication on floor.)
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
(Fastest way of communication.)
Teacher: What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Student: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Student: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
(Importance of period.)
Teacher: Do you know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
(What is 2, 4, 28 and 44?)
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said: Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?
Little Johnny quickly replied: Star Movies, Sony SIX, Cartoon Network and VH1.
She called on him and said: Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?
Little Johnny quickly replied: Star Movies, Sony SIX, Cartoon Network and VH1.
(What kind it is?)
A man was telling his neighbor: I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me $4000, but its state of the art. It's perfect.
Neighbor: Really, What kind is it?
Man: Eleven thirty.
Neighbor: Really, What kind is it?
Man: Eleven thirty.