(Life hack.)
Take your mobile, select vibrate mode & put in water & call from another phone.
Your moblile will start swimming.
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Try at your own risk.
Your moblile will start swimming.
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Try at your own risk.
(100% Attendance.)
I always give 100% attendance in college:
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Monday: 11%
Tuesday: 26%
Wednesday: 49%
Thursday: 10%
Friday: 4%
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Monday: 11%
Tuesday: 26%
Wednesday: 49%
Thursday: 10%
Friday: 4%
(Why late?)
Boy1: You are late for the play.
Boy2: I had to toss a coin to decide going to school and coming to the game.
Boy1: It took do long?
Boy2: I had to toss 153 times for the game.
Boy2: I had to toss a coin to decide going to school and coming to the game.
Boy1: It took do long?
Boy2: I had to toss 153 times for the game.
(For washing dishes.)
Lady to other Lady: What do you use for washing dishes?
Other Lady: Ohh! I tried many things but found my husband best.
Other Lady: Ohh! I tried many things but found my husband best.
(That's why.)
The reason why most of the men prefer to kiss women's lips:
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That is the best and probably the only way to shut a woman's mouth for at least sum seconds.
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That is the best and probably the only way to shut a woman's mouth for at least sum seconds.
(Advantage of learning foreign language.)
A mouse was going somewhere with its kids.
A cat jumped in front of them.
Mouse shouted: "BHOW BHOW BHOW".
Cat ran away.
Mouse: (to it's kids) That's the advantage of learning foreign language.
A cat jumped in front of them.
Mouse shouted: "BHOW BHOW BHOW".
Cat ran away.
Mouse: (to it's kids) That's the advantage of learning foreign language.
(Wake him up.)
Teacher while lecturing, noticed a student sleeping at the back.
Teacher shouts to his nearby student: Wake him up!
Friend yells: You put him to sleep, so you wake him up.
Teacher shouts to his nearby student: Wake him up!
Friend yells: You put him to sleep, so you wake him up.
(Money is happiness.)
Whoever says "Money Can't Buy Happiness" is a fool.
Money can surely buy happiness.
Didn't believe.
Give me some and watch my smile.
Money can surely buy happiness.
Didn't believe.
Give me some and watch my smile.
(What would you have?)
Teacher: Johnny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to you, what would you have?
Little Johnny: A heart a attack!
Little Johnny: A heart a attack!
(What will you do?)
Friend1: What will you do when a mad soldier throws a hand grenade at you?
Friend2: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Friend2: Pull the pin and throw it back.
