Funny English Jokes : Vol 1 : Part 24

English Jokes Part 24

(Note.)

Arguing with Boss is just like wrestling with a buffalo in the mud.
After sometime you realize that you are getting dirty and the buffalo is enjoying it.

(Donate.)

Someone has kidnapped the political leaders and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them with kerosene.
Please donate. I have already donated 25 litres.

(So, it's called heaven.)

Wife: I hear that husband and wife are not allowed to be together in heaven. Is it?
Husband: Yes, honey! that's why its called HEAVEN.

(Flying too slow.)

(A man traveling at 150 kmph on the highway was stopped by highway police.)
Man: Sorry officer! Was I driving too fast?
Officer: No sir! You were flying too slow.

(Almost impossible.)

Bartender: I think you've had enough sir!
Drunk: I just lost my wife, Buddy!
Bartender: Well, it must be hard for losing a wife.
Drunk: It was almost impossible.

(Keep it in the cow.)

Teacher: How can we stop milk from getting sour?
Johnny: Keep it in the cow.

(No.)

Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Student: No not even a little bit.

(Afraid of all woman.)

Man1: I don't want to marry because I am afraid of all women.
Man2: Get married soon, then you will be afraid of only one woman and start loving other women.

(Most unfulfilled desire.)

The most unfulfilled desire of all Science students is:
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A bomb should have fallen instead of an Apple on Newton.

(Broke!)

Me: (crying) She broke my heart.
Friend: What did you do than?
Me: I broke her BF's jaw.