(Gave woman ear.)
(Doctor implants a new ear to a man.)
Man: You idiot. You gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does. Now I hear everything but understand nothing.
Man: You idiot. You gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does. Now I hear everything but understand nothing.
(Life hack.)
If time doesn't wait for you.
Don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from your clock and enjoy your life!
Don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from your clock and enjoy your life!
(Can do anything.)
A Gorgeous girl walks up to professor's cabin & says: I'll do anything to pass the Exam.
Professor: Anything?
Girl: Yeah.
Professor: Really can you do anything?
Girl: Yeah, really.
Professor: Then Go & Study.
Professor: Anything?
Girl: Yeah.
Professor: Really can you do anything?
Girl: Yeah, really.
Professor: Then Go & Study.
(Fact.)
Girl may not help you to get a lot of salary.
But salary may help you to get lot of girls.
Moral: So love ur work, not girls.
But salary may help you to get lot of girls.
Moral: So love ur work, not girls.
(Trip to America.)
Wife: where'll you take me on our 25th aniversary?
Husband: We'll go to America.
Wife: Nice. And on our 50th aniversary?
Husband: I'll come to bring you back.
Husband: We'll go to America.
Wife: Nice. And on our 50th aniversary?
Husband: I'll come to bring you back.
(Who'll inform his family?)
Customer shouted: Waiter! Waiter!
Waiter: What happened sir. Is there any problem?
Customer: There's a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter Replied: Oh No! Who's going to inform his family?
Waiter: What happened sir. Is there any problem?
Customer: There's a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter Replied: Oh No! Who's going to inform his family?
(Budget.)
(In an accounting class, instructor was talking about budgets.)
Teacher: What is a budget?
Little Johnny: An orderly system for living beyond your means.
Teacher: What is a budget?
Little Johnny: An orderly system for living beyond your means.
(I'm in demand.)
Employee: I want a raise in my salary, I am in demand and have two companies running after me.
Boss: Oh! I am really impressed but which companies are they?
Employe: (slowly) The electric and the telephone company!
Boss: Oh! I am really impressed but which companies are they?
Employe: (slowly) The electric and the telephone company!
(Use utensils for Begging.)
Heights of Professional Respect:
A Begger won Rs. 50 lakhs lottery and he took gold utensil for begging.
A Begger won Rs. 50 lakhs lottery and he took gold utensil for begging.
(What is laziness?)
Teacher: Tell me the definition of Laziness?
Student: It's a talent of taking rest before you get tired.
Student: It's a talent of taking rest before you get tired.
