(Is this my train?)
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
(Modern Employer.)
Boss: What is the definition of a Modern Employer?
Employee: Modern Employer is the one who is looking for men between 25 and 30 with 40 years working experience.
Employee: Modern Employer is the one who is looking for men between 25 and 30 with 40 years working experience.
(Very simple.)
Teacher: Imagine yourself in a boat which is sinking sharks all around you. What can you do to save urself?
Student: Very simple, stop imagining.
Student: Very simple, stop imagining.
(Life hack.)
Give a person a fish, you'll feed him for a day.
Give a person a phone with internet, he'll never bother you.
Give a person a phone with internet, he'll never bother you.
(I can't see him.)
Psychiatrist's receptionist comes and says: There's a man out who says he can make himself invisible.
Psychiatrist: Tell him I can't see him right now.
(Returned.)
Doctor to Patient: The cheque which you gave me has been returned.
Patient to Doctor: The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned.
Patient to Doctor: The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned.
(Boss's definition.)
Boss: Define a boss?
Employee: An idiot who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month.
Employee: An idiot who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month.
(Damn true.)
Quitters never Win.
Winners never Quit.
But those who never Quit and never Win are Idiots.
Winners never Quit.
But those who never Quit and never Win are Idiots.
(Why do woman sit on left during marriage?)
Son: Why in wedding ceremony woman sits on left and man on right?
Father: Because according to Balance Sheet, all assets are on right side and liabilities on left side.
Father: Because according to Balance Sheet, all assets are on right side and liabilities on left side.
(Who's poor really?)
A very rich man went to a village with his son to show him how poor people can live.
On return , Father asked: What did you learn?
Son replied : We have no cattles but They have 4.
We have a swiming pool which is quite big but they've a lake & its end can't be found.
Our garden has imported lamps but They have a sky full of stars .
Our courtyard ends after few yards but they have the whole world ahead to play .
Thanks Daddy for showing me how poor we are .
On return , Father asked: What did you learn?
Son replied : We have no cattles but They have 4.
We have a swiming pool which is quite big but they've a lake & its end can't be found.
Our garden has imported lamps but They have a sky full of stars .
Our courtyard ends after few yards but they have the whole world ahead to play .
Thanks Daddy for showing me how poor we are .
