(What's your brother name?)
A: Meet my newly born brother.
B: Oh, he is so cute! What is his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a single word he says.
B: Oh, he is so cute! What is his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a single word he says.
(Science Experiment.)
(Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.)
For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.
For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.
For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.
As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.
For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.
For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.
For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.
As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.
(Who discovered America?)
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is America, sir.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, tell me who discovered America?
Class: Maria discovered America, Sir.
Maria: This is America, sir.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, tell me who discovered America?
Class: Maria discovered America, Sir.
(Grandma Slapped.)
(A crying son runs to his mom.)
Son: Mom, mom, Grandpa slapped me in my face.
Grandpa approaches: Stop lying or I'll slap you again!
Son: Mom, mom, Grandpa slapped me in my face.
Grandpa approaches: Stop lying or I'll slap you again!
(I love animals.)
She: I love animals.
Me:(trying to impress) My dad calls me donkey at home.
Me:(trying to impress) My dad calls me donkey at home.
(How many elephant can fit the car?)
A: How many gorillas can fit into a car?
B: Eight.
A: How many elephant can fit into the car?
B: None, the car is already full of gorillas.
B: Eight.
A: How many elephant can fit into the car?
B: None, the car is already full of gorillas.
(Why didn't they get wet?)
A: Four elephants go for a walk on a stormy day. They only have one umbrella between them. How did they use the umbrella that none of them get wet?
B: Well. Did anybody say it was raining?
B: Well. Did anybody say it was raining?
(I was a tree.)
(A child comes home dripping wet.)
Mother: What on earth were you doing?
Kid: We were playing dog with my friends and I was the tree.
Mother: What on earth were you doing?
Kid: We were playing dog with my friends and I was the tree.
(Haven't done my homework.)
Little Johnny asks the teacher: Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven't done?
Mrs Roberts: Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!
Little Johnny: OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven't done my homework.
Mrs Roberts: Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!
Little Johnny: OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven't done my homework.
(What's your fee?)
A man goes to the lawyer: What is your fee?
Lawyer says: 1000 US dollars for 3 questions.
Man: Wow! so much! Isn't it a bit expensive?
Lawyer: Yes, what is your third question?
Lawyer says: 1000 US dollars for 3 questions.
Man: Wow! so much! Isn't it a bit expensive?
Lawyer: Yes, what is your third question?