(Nothing in head.)
Son: Dad! why do people have stomachache?
Dad: Because there's nothing in the stomach.
Son: Now I know why you frequently get headache.
Dad: Because there's nothing in the stomach.
Son: Now I know why you frequently get headache.
(What is the mouse doing?)
A: I'm in a big trouble!
B: Why is that?
A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh! well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don't have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can't afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.
A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
A: I don't have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
A: I don't have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
A: I don't have bread.
B: Than, Put any food you have in your house.
A: I don't have any food in my house.
B: Then what the hell is the mouse doing at your house?
B: Why is that?
A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh! well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don't have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can't afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.
A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
A: I don't have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
A: I don't have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
A: I don't have bread.
B: Than, Put any food you have in your house.
A: I don't have any food in my house.
B: Then what the hell is the mouse doing at your house?
(Eat the chocolate.)
(When I look at chocolate.)
The first one says: You need to eat that chocolate.
The other voice goes: Didn't you hear? Eat the chocolate.
The first one says: You need to eat that chocolate.
The other voice goes: Didn't you hear? Eat the chocolate.
(My husband is back.)
Wife is dreaming. Suddenly she wakes up and shouts: Quick my husband is back!
Her husband wakes up and jumps out the window.
Her husband wakes up and jumps out the window.
(I ate my pillow.)
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow.
When I woke up, my pillow was missing.
When I woke up, my pillow was missing.
(Complicated disease.)
Doctor: Your case is quite complicated.
Patient: What happened doctor?
Patient: You for disease from a chapter which I left as optional in my studies.
Patient: What happened doctor?
Patient: You for disease from a chapter which I left as optional in my studies.
(Forgot to flush the toilet.)
Wife: Excuse me, didn't you forget to flush the toilet?
Husband: Of course I did, otherwise it wouldn't stink like this, would it?
Husband: Of course I did, otherwise it wouldn't stink like this, would it?
(How to make dumb person curious?)
A: Do you know how to make a dumb person curious?
B: No, how?
A: I'll tell you tomorrow.
B: No, how?
A: I'll tell you tomorrow.
(Feeling alone.)
Are you feeling all alone?
If yes, put on a good horror movie and switch off all the lights, that alone feeling will soon go away.
If yes, put on a good horror movie and switch off all the lights, that alone feeling will soon go away.
(Have you seen a policeman?)
Thief: Excuse me, sir, have you seen a police officer around?
Man: No, not even his soul, actually.
Thief: Very good, now give me your wallet, watch and laptop.
Man: No, not even his soul, actually.
Thief: Very good, now give me your wallet, watch and laptop.