(The elephant died.)
A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No.
A: Than why are you crying?
B: I'm the one who must dig his grave.
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No.
A: Than why are you crying?
B: I'm the one who must dig his grave.
(How to write 55?)
(A teacher asked a student to write 55.)
Student asked: How to write?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5.
(The student wrote 5 and stopped.)
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5.
Student asked: How to write?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5.
(The student wrote 5 and stopped.)
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5.
(Eating what?)
Me: (Eating chewing gum since half an hour.)
My stomach be like: (What are you chewing since half an hour. Nothing is coming down.)
My stomach be like: (What are you chewing since half an hour. Nothing is coming down.)
(Borrow sugar from neighbor.)
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
(Age of Earth.)
(12 years old, class 5 kids talking.)
Girl: What's the are of the earth?
Boy: 13 years.
Girl: But how baby?
Boy: You are my earth, dear!
Girl: What's the are of the earth?
Boy: 13 years.
Girl: But how baby?
Boy: You are my earth, dear!
(Bitten by a Vampire.)
Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
(Finger in the soup.)
Customer: Excuse me, I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
Waitress: Oh! I'm okay Sir, The soup isn't hot.
Waitress: Oh! I'm okay Sir, The soup isn't hot.
(Kangaroo vs House Jump.)
Prem: Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Ram: No.
Prem: How can you say that confidently?
Ram: Because a house doesn't jump at all.
Ram: No.
Prem: How can you say that confidently?
Ram: Because a house doesn't jump at all.
(What did you do today?)
Father: What did you do today to help your mother?
Son: I washed and dried the dishes.
Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.
Son: I washed and dried the dishes.
Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces.
(Why are they running?)
Amit: Why are all those people running?
Bryan: They are running a race to get a cup.
Amit: Who will get the cup?
Bryan: The person who wins.
Amit: Then why are all the others running?
Bryan: They are running a race to get a cup.
Amit: Who will get the cup?
Bryan: The person who wins.
Amit: Then why are all the others running?