Q: Why should you take a pencil to bed?
A: To draw the curtains.
A: To draw the curtains.
Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
A: Snowballs.
A: Snowballs.
Q: What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio?
A: Cool Music.
A: Cool Music.
Q: What did the man say to the wall?
A: One more crack like that and I'll plaster you.
A: One more crack like that and I'll plaster you.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a bogey in it.
A: Put a bogey in it.
Q: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?
A: Instagram.
A: Instagram.
Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
A: Because it was not peeling well.
A: Because it was not peeling well.
Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
A: Sunday, of course.
A: Sunday, of course.
Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A: Toad.
A: Toad.
Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
A: To get a tweetment.
A: To get a tweetment.