(Walked on Sandy Beach.)
Tonight, I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.
At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.
At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.
(Proposed ex wife.)
I proposed to my ex-wife.
But she said No.
She believes I'm just after my money.
But she said No.
She believes I'm just after my money.
(Clean the windows.)
Of course I should clean my windows.
But privacy is important too.
But privacy is important too.
(What is Love?)
Girl: What is love?
Boy: Love is our 7th sense that destroys all 6 sense and makes the person nonsense.
Boy: Love is our 7th sense that destroys all 6 sense and makes the person nonsense.
(Two Blind People fighting.)
Today I saw two blind people fighting.
Then I shouted: I'm supporting the one with the knife.
They both ran away.
Then I shouted: I'm supporting the one with the knife.
They both ran away.
(HI JACK.)
A guy in a plane stood up and shouted: HIJACK!.
All passengers got scared and started shouting.
From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back: HIJOHN!.
All passengers got scared and started shouting.
From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back: HIJOHN!.
(I became famous.)
Hi guys. I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you!!!
Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
(I am childish.)
My Girlfriend broke up with me.
She thinks that I am childish.
So I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away.
She thinks that I am childish.
So I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away.
(I am my own boss.)
I was in a taxi today and the taxi driver said: I love my job. I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do.
Then I said: Turn Left.
Then I said: Turn Left.
(Don't bite your tongue.)
I don't know why it hurts when we bite our tongue mistakenly.
But it didn't hurt when we bite it intentionally.
And I still don't understand why you are biting your tongue now.
But it didn't hurt when we bite it intentionally.
And I still don't understand why you are biting your tongue now.