(How to watch TV on mobile?)
Me: Bro, how can I watch TV on my mobile phone?
Bro: It's very easy.
Me: How, Bro?
Bro: Just open the camera and hold it in front of the TV.
Bro: It's very easy.
Me: How, Bro?
Bro: Just open the camera and hold it in front of the TV.
(Save money easily.)
A: Do you want to save your money every year?
B: Yes! But how?
A: Just break up on 13 the of February and try to get back together on 15th of February.
B: Yes! But how?
A: Just break up on 13 the of February and try to get back together on 15th of February.
(May I come in sir.)
Me: May I come in Sir?
Principal: Wait please!
Me: 63 KG sir.
Principal: Wait please!
Me: 63 KG sir.
(My classmate stole my GF number.)
Me: Bro, my classmate stole my girlfriend's phone number.
Bro: Than what happened?
Me: That idiot is sending romantic messages to his own sister.
Bro: Than what happened?
Me: That idiot is sending romantic messages to his own sister.
(She left me.)
Me: (crying) Bro, she left me.
Bro: Why did she leave, what happened?
Me: She told I'm very poor, I have nothing.
Bro: Didn't you tell her about your millions uncle?
Me: Yes, I do, now she's my aunt.
Bro: Why did she leave, what happened?
Me: She told I'm very poor, I have nothing.
Bro: Didn't you tell her about your millions uncle?
Me: Yes, I do, now she's my aunt.
(Do you have a boyfriend?)
(I saw a beautiful girl on Facebook and messaged her.)
Me: Hello.
She: Hi.
Me: You're soo cute.
She: Really? Thank you.
Me: Always! Do you have a boyfriend?
She: Yes, I'm her boyfriend chatting with you.
Me: Hello.
She: Hi.
Me: You're soo cute.
She: Really? Thank you.
Me: Always! Do you have a boyfriend?
She: Yes, I'm her boyfriend chatting with you.
(Tell me your number.)
Class Teacher: Riya! What's your number?
Riya: I have a boyfriend, sir.
Class Teacher: What?? I meant your roll number.
Riya: I have a boyfriend, sir.
Class Teacher: What?? I meant your roll number.
(My favorite artist.)
Girl: Who is your favorite artist?
Boy: Your mother.
Girl: What did she create?
Boy: You.
Boy: Your mother.
Girl: What did she create?
Boy: You.
(I have a boyfriend.)
Me: Hello! Is this Priya?
She: Yes, I'm Priya speaking.
Me: I have one thing to tell you.
Priya: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
Me: I'm not trying to impress you, idiot girl. You had left your math book in class, and it is with me. Come and take it tomorrow.
She: Yes, I'm Priya speaking.
Me: I have one thing to tell you.
Priya: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
Me: I'm not trying to impress you, idiot girl. You had left your math book in class, and it is with me. Come and take it tomorrow.
(Where's the patient?)
Boy (to doctor): How much money will you take to check the patient at home?
Doctor: Rs. 300.
Boy: Let's go than.
(After reaching home.)
Doctor: Where's the patient?
Boy: I don't know. Taxi driver was asking for Rs. 700.
Doctor: Rs. 300.
Boy: Let's go than.
(After reaching home.)
Doctor: Where's the patient?
Boy: I don't know. Taxi driver was asking for Rs. 700.