(Only 10 to live.)
Doctor: I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.
Patient: What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?
Doctor: Nine.
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Doctor: Eight.
Patient: What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?
Doctor: Nine.
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Doctor: Eight.
(My dog chased people on bike.)
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
(You've broken your finger.)
A man named Sundar goes to the doctor and says: Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.
The doctor asks: What do you mean?
The man says: When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee, ouch! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts
The doctor says: I know what's wrong with you, you've broken your finger.
The doctor asks: What do you mean?
The man says: When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee, ouch! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts
The doctor says: I know what's wrong with you, you've broken your finger.
(I think I'm a dog.)
Patient: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Doctor: Take a seat.
Patient: I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture.
Doctor: Take a seat.
Patient: I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture.
(Leave these before marriage.)
Girl: After we get married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: And going to the night club too.
Boy: Yes..
Girl: What else can you leave?
Boy: The idea of marrying You.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: And going to the night club too.
Boy: Yes..
Girl: What else can you leave?
Boy: The idea of marrying You.
(A fact.)
A Fact:
A Girl Will Always Forgive And Forget.
But
She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had Forgiven And Forgotton.
A Girl Will Always Forgive And Forget.
But
She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had Forgiven And Forgotton.
(My GF asked my Facebook password.)
My GF asked me today for my facebook password.
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We laughed and laughed and laughed..
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Now I'm single.
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We laughed and laughed and laughed..
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Now I'm single.
(What can you do for me?)
Boy: I can do anything for you?
Girl: Will you die for me?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Will you delete your Facebook account for me?
Boy: Yes, I will.
Girl: Go home Bro, Your mother might be getting worried.
Girl: Will you die for me?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Will you delete your Facebook account for me?
Boy: Yes, I will.
Girl: Go home Bro, Your mother might be getting worried.
(Still under construction.)
Aman: Want to hear a joke about construction?
Suman: Yes!
Aman: Wait! It's still under construction.
Suman: Yes!
Aman: Wait! It's still under construction.
(Which one is closer?)
Teacher: Which one is closer from here, Moon or Antarctica?
Johnny: Moon.
Teacher: How?
Johnny: We can see the moon, but we can't see Antarctica.
Johnny: Moon.
Teacher: How?
Johnny: We can see the moon, but we can't see Antarctica.