(Longest English letter.)
Teacher: Which is the longest word in the English language?
Me: Smiles.
Teacher: How?
Me: Because there is a mile distance between the first and last letters.
Me: Smiles.
Teacher: How?
Me: Because there is a mile distance between the first and last letters.
(How many cats?)
Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?
James: Seven.
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?
James: Seven.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?
James: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?
James: Seven!
Teacher: James, where in the heck do you get seven from?
Johnny: Because I've already got one cat in my house.
James: Seven.
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?
James: Seven.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?
James: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?
James: Seven!
Teacher: James, where in the heck do you get seven from?
Johnny: Because I've already got one cat in my house.
(Can I see your report card?)
Dad: Can I see your report card, son?
Son: I don't have it.
Dad: Why?
Son: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents.
Son: I don't have it.
Dad: Why?
Son: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents.
(Which part?)
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Nepal.
Teacher: which part?
Student: What do you mean which part?, My whole body was born in Nepal.
Student: Nepal.
Teacher: which part?
Student: What do you mean which part?, My whole body was born in Nepal.
(Radio Nepal.)
Man: You cheated me. You sold me a duplicate radio.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Man: No, Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is Radio Nepal.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Man: No, Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is Radio Nepal.
(Come in my heart.)
A boy said to a girl: Come in my heart and stay here forever.
Girl replied: Should I remove my slippers?
Boy: No honey, its not a temple, come without removing.
Girl replied: Should I remove my slippers?
Boy: No honey, its not a temple, come without removing.
(Drinking problem.)
Math Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?
Student: A drinking problem.
Student: A drinking problem.
(What is the result.)
Math Teacher: Sneha, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3?
Sneha: A Headache Madam.
Sneha: A Headache Madam.
(Thank god.)
A science teacher tells his class: Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773.
A blonde student responds: Thank God I was born after 1773. Otherwise, I would have died without it.
A blonde student responds: Thank God I was born after 1773. Otherwise, I would have died without it.
(Which perfume?)
(A guy asked a beautiful lady standing next to him)
Guy: Nice Perfume! Which one is it? I want to gift it to my wife.
Lady: Don't Give Her! Some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her.
Guy: Nice Perfume! Which one is it? I want to gift it to my wife.
Lady: Don't Give Her! Some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her.