(New English Teacher.)
Principal: Are you the new english teacher?
New English Teacher: Yes, I are.
New English Teacher: Yes, I are.
(Meaning of etc.)
Teacher: Sandhya! Tell me, what do you mean by etc.
Sandhya: End of Thinking Capacity, sir.
Sandhya: End of Thinking Capacity, sir.
(Don't break anyone's heart.)
Don't break anybody's heart,they, have only one.
Break their bones, they have 206.
Break their bones, they have 206.
(What motivate you?)
Interviewer: What drives you?
Candidate: The bus mostly.
Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?
Candidate: Missing the bus.
Candidate: The bus mostly.
Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?
Candidate: Missing the bus.
(Worst moment in college.)
Teacher at a reunion asks all the students: Your worst experience in this college?
One guy said: I met with my wife in this college.
One guy said: I met with my wife in this college.
(Why are father's hair white?)
Son: Why some of your hair are white dad?
Dad: Every time a son make his dad unhappy, one of his father's hair turns white.
Son: Now I know why grandpa's hairs are all white.
Dad: Every time a son make his dad unhappy, one of his father's hair turns white.
Son: Now I know why grandpa's hairs are all white.
(How to avoid train accident?)
Interviewer:Tell any idea to avoid train accidents?
Boy:To put speed breakers on the breaks.
Boy:To put speed breakers on the breaks.
(Sheep without leg and head.)
Teacher: What do you call a sheep with no heads and no legs?
Student 1: Don't know, sir.
Student 2: A cloud.
Student 1: Don't know, sir.
Student 2: A cloud.
(Single level: 1000.)
She: What does dating mean?
Me: It's V4 form of date. Don't know this also?
Me: It's V4 form of date. Don't know this also?
(Last wish.)
(One YouTuber was asked for his last wish before he is given a death punishment.)
Lawyer: Ok, tell if you have any last wish.
YouTuber: Subscribe to my channel and press the bell icon for latest videos notification.
(Judge in coma, punishment postponed.)
Lawyer: Ok, tell if you have any last wish.
YouTuber: Subscribe to my channel and press the bell icon for latest videos notification.
(Judge in coma, punishment postponed.)