(Are ghosts real?)
Me: Mom, Are ghosts real?
Mom: No.
Me: But Grandma told me ghosts are real.
Mom: Honey, Grandma passed away before you were born.... wait what?
Mom: No.
Me: But Grandma told me ghosts are real.
Mom: Honey, Grandma passed away before you were born.... wait what?
(She smiles when she's in sleep.)
Judge: Why do you want to divorce your Wife? I thought you two were madly in love.
David: Yes, but she smiles a lot when she sleeps. I think she has another husband in her dreams.
David: Yes, but she smiles a lot when she sleeps. I think she has another husband in her dreams.
(Change my name.)
I am getting ignored too much.
I think my name should be Terms and Conditions.
I think my name should be Terms and Conditions.
(Okay Google.)
Thomas: Okay Google! Call my wife and tell her I will be late and won't be able to attend the dinner.
Google Assistant: Okay, I will do.
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After sometime:
Google Assistant: Thomas! Next time, call your wife yourself.
Google Assistant: Okay, I will do.
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After sometime:
Google Assistant: Thomas! Next time, call your wife yourself.
(My crush loves Maths.)
She: I love mathematics!
Me: (Trying to impress): (Me+You)2=(Me)2+2.Ba.by+(You)2
Me: (Trying to impress): (Me+You)2=(Me)2+2.Ba.by+(You)2
(I'm David.)
Doctor: Relax David! Don't worry, it's a small surgery.
Patient: I'm not David.
Doctor: I know, I'm David.
Patient: I'm not David.
Doctor: I know, I'm David.
(Searching for Job.)
Me: Hey Geeta! What are you doing nowadays?
She: I'm searching for a job!
Me: My daddy was telling he had a good post in his company.
She: What post?
Me: Post of Daughter-in-law.
(She chased me with her sandal.)
She: I'm searching for a job!
Me: My daddy was telling he had a good post in his company.
She: What post?
Me: Post of Daughter-in-law.
(She chased me with her sandal.)
(Chat with Science Student.)
Me: Hey!
He: Hydrogen Iodine.
Me: What??
He: Hydrogen(H), Iodine(I)...HI
Me: DO you like to talk everyone in Science?
He: Sodium.
Me: Get lost!
He: Potassium.
He: Hydrogen Iodine.
Me: What??
He: Hydrogen(H), Iodine(I)...HI
Me: DO you like to talk everyone in Science?
He: Sodium.
Me: Get lost!
He: Potassium.
(What happened to the car?)
Husband and wife were Ina long drive in a car.
Suddenly they heard a sound of bursting tyres.
Husband stopped the car.
Wife went out to see it.
Husband: Are the tyres ok?
Wife: Yes, it's okay at the top but flat at the bottom.
Suddenly they heard a sound of bursting tyres.
Husband stopped the car.
Wife went out to see it.
Husband: Are the tyres ok?
Wife: Yes, it's okay at the top but flat at the bottom.
(Wah! Wah! Wah!)
(Bryan suddenly stands up and says.)
Bryan: Rainbow has a color violet!
Other students: Wah! Wah! Wah!
Bryan: Rainbow has a color violet!!
Other students: Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!
Bryan: Ma'am, may I go to toilet!
Other students: LOL! Dumbass!
Bryan: Rainbow has a color violet!
Other students: Wah! Wah! Wah!
Bryan: Rainbow has a color violet!!
Other students: Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!
Bryan: Ma'am, may I go to toilet!
Other students: LOL! Dumbass!