(Feeling Tensed.)
The Past, Present And Future walks into a bar.
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They all were feeling very tensed.
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They all were feeling very tensed.
(Why did you threw me?)
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
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Three years later there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says: Why the hell you threw me?
He opens the door and sees a snail.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
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Three years later there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says: Why the hell you threw me?
(What happened at 8:30?)
(A guy reaches late in his work.)
The boss yells: You should've been here at 8.30!
He replies: Why? What happened at 8.30?
The boss yells: You should've been here at 8.30!
He replies: Why? What happened at 8.30?
(Alright fatty.)
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her.
I said: Alright, fatty.
Now I'm single.
I said: Alright, fatty.
Now I'm single.
(Very fast car.)
A normal American guy bought the fastest and newest car ever created.
He entered the car and turned on the radio.
He heard: This Is London!
The man said: Wow this car is very fast!!
He entered the car and turned on the radio.
He heard: This Is London!
The man said: Wow this car is very fast!!
(What's your wish?)
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says: I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says: I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here.
(Give a donation.)
Son: Dad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool.
Father: Okay, give him a glass of water.
Father: Okay, give him a glass of water.
(Hole in shoe.)
Ben: Dad! Dad!
Dad: Hmmm! What happened?
Ben: Dad, there is a hole in my shoe.
Dad: Yes, Ben, that's where you put your foot.
Dad: Hmmm! What happened?
Ben: Dad, there is a hole in my shoe.
Dad: Yes, Ben, that's where you put your foot.
(Instead.)
Two cannibals, a father and son, are walking down the street. When they notice a hot girl passing by. The son says to the father: Daddy, I'm hungry, let's eat that girl that just passed by.
The father replies: I've got a better idea son. Let's take this one home and eat your mother instead.
The father replies: I've got a better idea son. Let's take this one home and eat your mother instead.
(Why does it rain?)
A girl asks her father: Why does it rain? Is it God sweating or crying?
Father: No. It rains to make the plants grow. Do you understand?
Girl: Not exactly. Why does it rain on the roads than?
Father: No. It rains to make the plants grow. Do you understand?
Girl: Not exactly. Why does it rain on the roads than?